how my hard became half to liquid....sighhhh

ok ok..before i go on with anything, lemme first say, that i am NO cook. i CANNOT cook. i C-A-N-N-O-T cook. me no cook. su wen no cook. cook no su wen. cook no me. right. wtv.

HOWEVER,

the one and ONLY thing i can usually cook, without spoiling, are eggs.

but today..dunno wat SUEH (cacat) day lah..damn damn sueh..the eggs couldn't boil properly lah...THREE eggs somemore..aiyooo..i thought the eggs were cooked already..coz the water all bubbly bubbly, means water boil liao rite???

so i removed them loh...

mana tau memang tak cooked. when i cracked open the shell hor, the egg still soft soft..can press press like soft soft rubber chewy ball like that..so i roughly knew all the three eggs not cooked la..so i put back inside the pot..(one without shell, one with half its shell, and one full shell)...

so boil boil again

10 seconds, the water super bubbly. naik until the cover there. WALIAU...panic..i though wat happened..

faster faster tutup gas, open the cover, then see see..

dunno how hor..the other egg(fully shelled) cracked open lahh?????

then the other eggs oso like...aiseh...bei tahan..

but THREE EGGS hor...cannot waste...

so slowly one by one take out..the water oso murky adi..coz got the egg white in liquid form inside there..dunno how come..half cooked half not cooked like that..then slowly slowly remove the shell, then the eggs oso chan sai (gone case adi)...i dunno wat kinda egg la..

then so cham put soya sauce that time..put put..mana tau ter-put (accidentally put) too much..aiyoo...HAMMMMMMM TOH SEI !!!!!(SALTY LIKE SHIT!!!) BLUEH...ho chi oi au chut lei...(like i was gonna barf everything out)

actually hor..i boiled 3 eggs..2 for me..1 for justin..coz he likes eggs lah...then when he saw me peeling the shell off..and then reboil..then he saw the water...he say ...EYER..CHE CHE???WHY LIKE THAT WAN???ONE FOR ME??I DON WAN!!! ...then he run away...

aiseh...sap pai lah me...

but too bad...i had to eat all three eggs.....YYYUUCKK...cannot tahan..so i left one egg..i think later must eat larh before rosak...aishh...

i told u wat..i cannot cook...how now????

nyah....

happy holiday to everyone!!!