of yoga and me

i woke up reasonably early yesterday. at about 9.30 am. then i had to rush rush rush to get ready for the 10 o'clock yoga class.

OMG!!!! wadd'ya say???

yala yala...i went for a yoga class.

LOL. decided to tag along with my mom to her weekly yoga classes held every wednesday. FOC ok. don't play play..

so anyhow, i didn't know what to expect of the classes. i thought there'd be at least some ppl my age, and some ppl of the older age.

MAN....i was wrong...


they're ALLLLL of the older age. (if any of them reads this, sure kena bunuh...)
age range about 45 - 60. no kidding. i think my mom was one of the youngest "kids" there..excluding me, that is.

so i was looking around for the teacher, then i heard this squeaky cute voice.

ok ok, ke-rass. oh-rets start!

translation: ok ok , class. Lets start.

we've got a japanese teacher here.
not only so, she's really small and cute too!!hehehe..she seems quite nice as well..

so throughout the classes, she said:

re-lux pur-ease (relax please)

ster-utch your he-erls (stretch your heels)

????????? por-zee-shon (??????? position)

haha..so you get my idea. and all the while during that class, i was going:

WTF????

OMG...

SHIT....

WTH???

CANNOT LAH

DAMN MALU..

ish ishhh...

i was not surprised at all that i couldn't bend out of shape much. heck..i couldn't even reach my toes!! and then the teacher was leading everyone into shapes that i TRIED to do and failed shamelessly..

then when i looked around and took in the surroundings, SHIT!!!, i realized, all of them could do those STUNTS!!! even my own mother!!!!! they were bending and bending and bending, and folding and folding and folding, and i??

......i was just trying to camouflage myself.....

*malu*

and then to make things worse, before the start of the class..

*mom and i enter into class*

mom: ohhh..this is my daughter yea..she's joining us today. she put on a LOT OF WEIGHT. so i made her come with me.... (i swear..this is what she said. especially that whole bit about..uh..u know lahh)
aunties around: eh??i thought she was in australia??
mom: yea yea..she came back already. FATTER now. (omg..dah cukuplah say earlier adi..) will be here for 3 weeks..
sw: haha. hopefully i can bend la. my body quite stiff already.
mom: yala. she doesn't exercise wan. that's why she's here..
aunty: haha. don't worry. young girl sure can wan. we all old ppl, takes a lot for us la..

*everyone laughs along*

sheet.

quite teruk already when my mom said i put on weight in front of everyone.
worse still when i couldn't even bend along with the aunties.

*sigh* but it was still fun though!!

OWHH..and those of you who remember, remember ribbon girl and the pose she always does??
yep. from yoga. LOL!

anyhow, i had a talk with the teacher after the class ended. very nice lady. owh, and flexible as well. LOL.

oh oh oh ...and do you guys know the jusco song? i think it's jusco. i'm not sure which hypermarket.. but you know how it is, they always play this musical song when they're on the verge of packing up and closing the store? not the one by kitaro, but the other more soothing one..

that's the song we used for yoga.

WoW....

:P