you know you're no fan of football when you..

I know i'm no fan of football when:

a) I switched on the telly 5 minutes into the game and it took me more than half an hour to get in front of the tv

b) the first thing i see is a football injury and i breathe a sigh of relief, not because the player is from the team i do not wish to support, but because it may be the most exciting thing that happens throughout the game.

c) I curse when no injuries happen while IIII am watching the match

d) players???yeaa..i know i know.
Beckham for uk? owen for uk? ronaldo for brazil? ronaldhino for brazil? rooney for uk? gerrard for uk? uhm......owen is cute.. ^ ^

e) the only players i look for are the ones i know. the rest are just a fiction of the memory

f) i need friends to explain what's going on..

g) i start gettin bored 10 minutes into the game.

f) i start yawning 15 minutes into the game

h) i switch of the telly and think, what a waste of time, 20 minutes into the game....

i) i wake up the next day, and feel proud, for watching the world cup

j) i brag to the whole world about how i watched that first 20 minutes of the match and it was the most "exciting" thing i've ever seen..

-_-"