geram can die

yummm..i love it when my family and i go to one utama.
for one thing, it is for always almost 90% sure that we'll eat at italianese and i love the food there!!!
i love it how we dip the bread into a concoction of rosemary oil/olive oil (????) with a dash or two of vinegar. YUMMMMmm.
THAT's my favourite part of the meal there...
and has anyone ever tried the strawberry splash there?? HEAVEN!!!!!

we ate quite a lot there yesterday. hehee..and the mussels in the gravy....DELIGHTFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! just talking about it makes my mouth water....

so anyway, it's usual for us to hang around the shopping complex after dinner, and so we did.
my mom was on the look out for formal dresses to wear to the annual dinner dance function thingamajigie by my dad's company. she says she must always dress to impress coz they'll call her to go on stage and give away prizes and they'd also want to take pictures with her. and then there was something about image and personality and so on so on. very meng seng (big diva/star) like that lah...

we went around, looking for dresses to match her cute black bag that she bought. i like the bag!!!
very chic but casual nontheless.

mana tau..jalan jalan jalan the whole freaking shopping complex, but couldn't find anything that she liked.
the dresses were either too exposing, too young, or too expensive. omg..now i know where i get my fussiness from. but back to the story..

after walking quite a bit, we passed by the central exhibition centre where they usually display promotional items.

this time, it was bioessence. bioessence is some facial skin care thingie that kononnya helps you look younger and gives a more radiant glow. this sales lady comes and then talks and talks and talks to us, and then gives us a trial run of their products. my mom had heard about this product before from her fren with the beautiful skin. so fine lah..she decides to buy it lah. i bought a pimple gel cream like thingie too because my mom says i need to start taking care of my face.

after paying and we were walking off, we were approached by ANOTHER sales lady. OMG. this lady damnnn lebih i tell u.

first she says to my mom, let me see what you bought. then she said, this not enough that not enough you should use this with that and that with this, then the results will be even more outstanding. my mom however refused to buy the stuff having purchased quite a bit already..

THENNNN

the dong of a sale lady bloody hell looks at me, and comments about my face!!!!

MUTHA #%(*%$()(*%&(*$#()(~$#(%*&#(*!$)(#85%($

she said i got eye bags lah..dark circles around my eyes lah and my face damnnnn freaking dry lah..and goodness knows what else...

AND THENNNN...she walks away.

OMGGG
first of all..i only have eye bags when i smile ok!!!!
and the dark circles...I CAn'T EVEN SEE THEM!!!!! and if they're there..SO WAT?!?!?!?!?
and thirdly...DON LA SIMPLY TEMBAK PPL LIKE submachine gun!!!!!!!!! AHHHRHTAHATHHAHTAHATHAHTSHTASHAST

i could have just killed her there and then!!!!!!!!!
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WORSE thing is, she was some donkey of an aunty with that twisted hair and a BLACK face with brown blotches all over.(she's chinese but who cares about the colour of her skin??!?!??!?!multi racial country and if I say it's BLACK..IT'S BLACK!!!!)

knnccb.

talk about my face with your haughty voice somemore lah..tmr grow one gunung everest on your face then u know...

damnnnn bengang. ISH

go chop a durian tree and plant on her head lah

HMPH