you know you've..

you know you've grown when you look at the little kids around you and can't help but go *tsk tsk* and somehow feel that you have more authority over them than they you.

you know you've had it bad when you think about it, you dream about it and you curse whoever who has it..

you know you're ancient when you look at kids nowadays, and instead of talking about barbie dolls and playing masak-masak, they're talking about fashion, wishing for better handphones than the ones they have now and talking about boyfriends.

you know you have it when ppl start complimenting you on it.

you know you need to lose weight when the ppl around you (AHEM!!) start calling you pig and it catches on and almost everyone calls you pig now.. and not only is it pig, but it was piglet and then sometimes it's piggy

and since i'm on the topic...

you know you're a pig when ppl don't call you by name anymore and they refer to you as "the pig" in third person's view instead of she or her.

you know you're a pig when you answer to those who call you pig.

you know you're a pig when ppl tell the officials or those in charge that you're a pig in all hopes of seriousness.

you know you're a pig when you yourself start liking the name pig...

-_-"

may the force of the pigs prevail, and may the ppl bow to our power....

we pigs, shall take over the world one day, and doom you ppl to be our slaves...

*thunder lightning*

MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAA(evil laughter)

p/s: we(pigs) do fly ok..how else do you think i came to aussie??
p/s/s: not so sure bout the orgasm part though. ppl say it lasts for hours...i wonderr....