oh me oh my what a great way to fly!!!

i had to remove the song because internet explorer seems to have a big problem with it and pops up everytime i load my page.

so i have no choice but to remove it, darn it.

oh welll

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i don't have the name of a super star.
i don't have a name like fergie, i don't have cool nicknames like p diddy

listening to fergalicious it made me wonder if i really really wasn't destined for fame, because i don't even have names that can compete theirs!

i mean,
su wen.
HAHah!
what's so rap-ish or star-ish about it???

yo yo..
s the u to the doubleu
the e the n
su wen!!

suwenlicious def
suwenlicious def
suwenlicious def
def def def def def

suwenlicious definition makes the boys go bobo

bahhhhhhhhh

i tried coming up with names that would be as close to my real name as they get..but tak jadilah..

i think the only part of my name that is close enough to resemble that of a rapper, would be ho.

yes ppl, my sur name is ho.
ho su wen

ho as pronounced in the same line as cunts and ho's.

HAH!
SHADDDUPP

i remember a few ppl asking, what's your surname??
ohh..
ho
ho su wen

then u can see their faces trying so hard not to snicker.
ishhhhh

at least i don't have names like tuesday wednesday or anime-ish names like cloud or jupiter or star-ish names like rain. (no offense to anybody, it's cool that your parents have nice imaginations and are creative)


...
...
eh, rain is coming to malaysia!
yea, rain has always been in malaysia.

HAHAHAHAHAH!!!

meet dr. ho.
in line with dr dre.

i know you can come up with your own fake names, but it's not as..... idunno..original lah i suppose..

blahh..

i can't even rap and i can't even sing, but i want a hollywood standard name!!

wait lah wait..

itll be out in the papers soon.
and no where near the orbituary section (if that's what you're thinking, curse you!!)
hahahahahhaha!!