what HAS this word come to?

just today after a two-hour break (where we brought michelle to see a doctor and then headed off to kfc), albert bursts through the classroom door, stating that he has something very important to announce.

albert: ehh..ehh..i got something very important to announce. u all better listen..
*whole class tunes in*
albert: u know my fren ahh..he's a senior..he just got robbed two days ago. u know the bridge at taylors there?he got robbed there by two guys with parangs. luckily he only had 60 bucks. so he lost that and his phone.
*whole class jabbers in response* kjfklshdlksjdhfskdkjfhsd... yeamyfrenosolasttime ..dkjhlkasdhaslda...ohhizzit??
..dlksjdhalisuyrejgf...sakdjhklgi...

*albert raises voice*
albert: yea..u know my other fren oso...lkjdfhkljdhfiudykjjs lkj hksdjhsdf
*class responses*....sakjhaslkjfyilhkn.,nck;jhpieru

albert: yea..my cousin's fren oso..;kjsahdipasuylkjhg;kjhpiduas;jksah;kjfhipdfugdjh;kdj
*class rambles*...sanblkymxbm,.nbe;rkuwk

issac:...why like...all your frenz all got robbed before wan??like..u know so many ppl who got robbed..must be because they know you wei..i don wanna be your fren anymore...*laughs*
*class agrees*
albert: no lahh..just that i know so many ppl...

*albert goes on*
albert: OHHH..u know...women oso rob ppl wan leh..last time my fren..;kajshkljdfhlsdgskdljnabm,nbxcmniueyrlkjers....
issac: u see..u see..i told u already it's u..not them
nai chen: yealah...prolly they asked first..do u know albert??then only they rob
*everybody laughs*

then everybody proceeded on with what they knew and about what acquaintances of theirs had experienced..btw..albert ALSO knew some ppl who had got robbed by ppl with guns..

and so we came up with the conclusion that, if the situation fits, a.k.a in a public area with LOADS of ppl everywhere and that the robber does not have a gun or any dangerous flying weapon..it is better for one to run first...then scream their lungs out...and proceed running..

*sigh*
this is scary....

p/s: i hope michelle gets better!!! =P