ok ok ..so i'm now a P driver.MUAHHAHA!!!
soo, yay!
surprisingly i passed both the circuit and the road test the first time i took them.
i was soooo convinced i was goin to fail the road test because i met 2 ppl i knew from high school days, and i spoke to one new person , and all 3 had failed their road test at least once.
so you tell me, what am i supposed to think rite?
anyhow, i waited like a donkey just for my turn to be called to go for the road test, and finally he did call my name.
i went into the car, said my hello's and stuff and he replied with a gruntled, mmmm.
-_-"
so takpe lah, i chilled and continued
and i have no idea why, the seat of the bloody car that i got couldn't be adjusted properly. which meant that i had to struggle to reach the pedal and the clutch!
and i swear, i didn't know why i asked him why was the seat like so.
"kenapa kerusi ini tak boleh gerak lagi arh?saya tak boleh sampai lah.."
"awak tanya saya buat apa?awak yang pandu kereta ini kan?", rudely, i might add.
so fine lah..looks like he couldn't be bothered if i could reach the brake or not, so if i crash the car and he dies, it's not my problem. HMPh
and the car was just,...different from every other car i've driven before.
it had NO power and seemed like no matter how much i pressed the pedal, it was THAT slow.
-_-"
so while still in the compound and i was about to exit, the car died.
i have no idea why, it just died.
so i'm like, SHIT!
the car is damn CACAT!
(and you must understand why i think it is so. alllllllll the cars were put under serious pressure and stress throughout the day. first some cars were used for the road test and some were used for the circuit test. and the amount of tyre screeches and jerking cars on the hill was horrible lah. there was even one where this girl was driving the new kancil (we all drive kancils) which i drove before that for my circuit test and she made it smoke up. LOL! she was on the bukit and i think she forgot to let her handbrake go or something, so she was accelerating and accelerating but she still wasn't moving. and then smoke started coming out from her bonnet and the tyres. yet she was still accelerating, and then the smell of burnt rubber was so strong, you could still smell it like, 5 minutes after the car was driven away. and mind you, she was on the hill for bout..4 minutes or so..haahha..and after the circuit test was done, i think some of the cars were used for the road test)
and i don't think it was me, because i wasn't stepping on the brake or anything..so i still don't know why.
so anyhow, i restarted the engine again, and he's like
"EH, ini masa ujian tau. bukan tengah belajar ni.kenapa mati sini sana????!!!"
"sorry sorry, saya tak tau kenapa enjin mati lah. sorry sorry."
so fine.
it also didn't help that it was 1.30++ in the afternoon and that there were loads and loads of cars on the street.
even the exit from the driving school to the road was jammed!!
so imagine how horrible that is.
i had to just squeeze my way out onto the road coz there were so damn many cars..
so fine.
we took jalan b, which is the route that passes hilton pj
i balanced ok on the hill, and continued on with still that many cars.
so i had to shift to the right lane and everything..
so fine..drove drove..
and all he kept doing was to ask me to drive faster.
-_-"!!!!
firstly, there were THAT many cars on the road, i didn't wanna risk anything rite...
and although he did point out to me that the other L car overtook me, i still think i was driving at an ok speed.
just because ppl drive fast doesn't mean i should drive fast with them rite!??!?
especially when i couldn't reach the bloody pedal and my car seemed to die for no apparent reason..
"pandu cepat lah amoi! kenapa perlahan??? cepat lah!"
"ha?? ok ok sorry sorry"
"ini saya tak faham lah. you mesti akui kesalahan diri!! jangan tak dengar. laju sikit boleh??!?!?"
".............maaf maaf. sikit cemas lah.."
"ini kenapa takut??!??! pandu kereta tak boleh takut. macam mana nak pandu masa lain ha??!?!?!?"
"...........tak takut. saya memang tak takut pandu kereta. kerana ujian ni baru saya cemas sikit lah. tak takut langsung."
"ha, then laju sikit lah!"
"......perlahan selamat sikit.."
then he shuts up.
so fine..on with the driving,
then he got annoyed with me again coz another L car passed me, but bloody hell, i honestly think it was one of the testers driving, coz firstly, there was NO signal, and they just cut like hell, and definitely over our speed limit of 40 coz i was driving at bout 35..
and he still ask me to cepat cepat...
-_-"
obviously i said sorry again..for the gazillionth time and bla..
hmph
i've never said that many sorry's to one person.
somemore one person i didn't know.
WTH
"ehh...LAJU SIKITLAH!!! KALAU PERLAHAN MACAM MANA SAYA NAK JUDGE STEERING U KAN!!betul takk???!"
"(ok lahh..so it took him THAT long to think of a come back) betul betul..sorry sorry.."
so i increased my speed and took the left turn. it wasn't really a sharp turn so everything stayed in place..
when we arrived at the school, there was a 30 speed limit.
so i drove at 30.
and STILL, he makes noise.
"EHHH!!! KENAPA PERLAHAN!! SUDAH BANYAK KALI SAYA CAKAP LAJU SIKIT KAN!!!"
"tapi..tapi ada had laju 30 kan..macam mana nak laju..saya sudah 30 ini"
"APA INI!! 38 pun 30 KAN??! BETUL TAK??!? 38 pun sekitar 30 kan?!?!?!?"
"...ya, ya sorry sorry..."
bwahhaha..by the time i admitted to it, we were passed the school zone already, so yay!
but honestly..it's a HAD laju.
which means LIMIT.
which means MAXIMUM.
so you tell me..is 30 maximum or not?
and is 38 still in that limit.
-_-"
no comments.
and it was jammed all the way back in as well..so fine..
that's bout it.
i swear i thought i failed, and i was quite pissed because if i failed, the only reason i did so was because of my slow driving..THAT's all he complained about.
i didn't bother looking at the form he gave me. i just signed it and got down.
then when i looked at it again, i passed!!!
YAY!
he took away a mark for the gear shift.
(because there was a point i was increasing my speed and i shifted into third gear but the car didn't seem to make a difference. so i thought maybe i didn't slot the gear in properly, so i released it, and shifted it in again.)
ok lah..fair enough..
he took away a mark for signal lights.
!?!!??!?!?!??!?!?!?i MADEEE SURE I SIGNALLED PROPERLY!!!!!!!!!!
i timed it properly, and made all the signals that my instructor told me to..so why he took away a mark, i don't know. maybe it's coz he hates me.
and another mark for menggunakan brek tangan dan kaki dengan betul.
........i don't know whereeee the marks flew to. if there's no crash obviously i used the leg brake (as they call it) properly..so it must be my handbrake...
but i only used it at the berhenti signs and on the hill. so where that mark flew to, i oso dunno..
but all in all, i passed, and because i passed i'm ok with all his scolding and ladida..
at least he's not mean enough to scold AND fail me. hehehehhehe
so he's fair.
it's just that he needs anger management.
so that's how my driving test went.
heheheh!!!!!
can't wait until i get my license to drive around!!!!!!!
but i'll have to bug and bug and bug either my mom or my brother for their car..
but oh well..
i can drive!!!!!!!!!
YAYYY
so faster, who wants to go shoppiinngg???!???!??
:D
surprisingly i passed both the circuit and the road test the first time i took them.
i was soooo convinced i was goin to fail the road test because i met 2 ppl i knew from high school days, and i spoke to one new person , and all 3 had failed their road test at least once.
so you tell me, what am i supposed to think rite?
anyhow, i waited like a donkey just for my turn to be called to go for the road test, and finally he did call my name.
i went into the car, said my hello's and stuff and he replied with a gruntled, mmmm.
-_-"
so takpe lah, i chilled and continued
and i have no idea why, the seat of the bloody car that i got couldn't be adjusted properly. which meant that i had to struggle to reach the pedal and the clutch!
and i swear, i didn't know why i asked him why was the seat like so.
"kenapa kerusi ini tak boleh gerak lagi arh?saya tak boleh sampai lah.."
"awak tanya saya buat apa?awak yang pandu kereta ini kan?", rudely, i might add.
so fine lah..looks like he couldn't be bothered if i could reach the brake or not, so if i crash the car and he dies, it's not my problem. HMPh
and the car was just,...different from every other car i've driven before.
it had NO power and seemed like no matter how much i pressed the pedal, it was THAT slow.
-_-"
so while still in the compound and i was about to exit, the car died.
i have no idea why, it just died.
so i'm like, SHIT!
the car is damn CACAT!
(and you must understand why i think it is so. alllllllll the cars were put under serious pressure and stress throughout the day. first some cars were used for the road test and some were used for the circuit test. and the amount of tyre screeches and jerking cars on the hill was horrible lah. there was even one where this girl was driving the new kancil (we all drive kancils) which i drove before that for my circuit test and she made it smoke up. LOL! she was on the bukit and i think she forgot to let her handbrake go or something, so she was accelerating and accelerating but she still wasn't moving. and then smoke started coming out from her bonnet and the tyres. yet she was still accelerating, and then the smell of burnt rubber was so strong, you could still smell it like, 5 minutes after the car was driven away. and mind you, she was on the hill for bout..4 minutes or so..haahha..and after the circuit test was done, i think some of the cars were used for the road test)
and i don't think it was me, because i wasn't stepping on the brake or anything..so i still don't know why.
so anyhow, i restarted the engine again, and he's like
"EH, ini masa ujian tau. bukan tengah belajar ni.kenapa mati sini sana????!!!"
"sorry sorry, saya tak tau kenapa enjin mati lah. sorry sorry."
so fine.
it also didn't help that it was 1.30++ in the afternoon and that there were loads and loads of cars on the street.
even the exit from the driving school to the road was jammed!!
so imagine how horrible that is.
i had to just squeeze my way out onto the road coz there were so damn many cars..
so fine.
we took jalan b, which is the route that passes hilton pj
i balanced ok on the hill, and continued on with still that many cars.
so i had to shift to the right lane and everything..
so fine..drove drove..
and all he kept doing was to ask me to drive faster.
-_-"!!!!
firstly, there were THAT many cars on the road, i didn't wanna risk anything rite...
and although he did point out to me that the other L car overtook me, i still think i was driving at an ok speed.
just because ppl drive fast doesn't mean i should drive fast with them rite!??!?
especially when i couldn't reach the bloody pedal and my car seemed to die for no apparent reason..
"pandu cepat lah amoi! kenapa perlahan??? cepat lah!"
"ha?? ok ok sorry sorry"
"ini saya tak faham lah. you mesti akui kesalahan diri!! jangan tak dengar. laju sikit boleh??!?!?"
".............maaf maaf. sikit cemas lah.."
"ini kenapa takut??!??! pandu kereta tak boleh takut. macam mana nak pandu masa lain ha??!?!?!?"
"...........tak takut. saya memang tak takut pandu kereta. kerana ujian ni baru saya cemas sikit lah. tak takut langsung."
"ha, then laju sikit lah!"
"......perlahan selamat sikit.."
then he shuts up.
so fine..on with the driving,
then he got annoyed with me again coz another L car passed me, but bloody hell, i honestly think it was one of the testers driving, coz firstly, there was NO signal, and they just cut like hell, and definitely over our speed limit of 40 coz i was driving at bout 35..
and he still ask me to cepat cepat...
-_-"
obviously i said sorry again..for the gazillionth time and bla..
hmph
i've never said that many sorry's to one person.
somemore one person i didn't know.
WTH
"ehh...LAJU SIKITLAH!!! KALAU PERLAHAN MACAM MANA SAYA NAK JUDGE STEERING U KAN!!betul takk???!"
"(ok lahh..so it took him THAT long to think of a come back) betul betul..sorry sorry.."
so i increased my speed and took the left turn. it wasn't really a sharp turn so everything stayed in place..
when we arrived at the school, there was a 30 speed limit.
so i drove at 30.
and STILL, he makes noise.
"EHHH!!! KENAPA PERLAHAN!! SUDAH BANYAK KALI SAYA CAKAP LAJU SIKIT KAN!!!"
"tapi..tapi ada had laju 30 kan..macam mana nak laju..saya sudah 30 ini"
"APA INI!! 38 pun 30 KAN??! BETUL TAK??!? 38 pun sekitar 30 kan?!?!?!?"
"...ya, ya sorry sorry..."
bwahhaha..by the time i admitted to it, we were passed the school zone already, so yay!
but honestly..it's a HAD laju.
which means LIMIT.
which means MAXIMUM.
so you tell me..is 30 maximum or not?
and is 38 still in that limit.
-_-"
no comments.
and it was jammed all the way back in as well..so fine..
that's bout it.
i swear i thought i failed, and i was quite pissed because if i failed, the only reason i did so was because of my slow driving..THAT's all he complained about.
i didn't bother looking at the form he gave me. i just signed it and got down.
then when i looked at it again, i passed!!!
YAY!
he took away a mark for the gear shift.
(because there was a point i was increasing my speed and i shifted into third gear but the car didn't seem to make a difference. so i thought maybe i didn't slot the gear in properly, so i released it, and shifted it in again.)
ok lah..fair enough..
he took away a mark for signal lights.
!?!!??!?!?!??!?!?!?i MADEEE SURE I SIGNALLED PROPERLY!!!!!!!!!!
i timed it properly, and made all the signals that my instructor told me to..so why he took away a mark, i don't know. maybe it's coz he hates me.
and another mark for menggunakan brek tangan dan kaki dengan betul.
........i don't know whereeee the marks flew to. if there's no crash obviously i used the leg brake (as they call it) properly..so it must be my handbrake...
but i only used it at the berhenti signs and on the hill. so where that mark flew to, i oso dunno..
but all in all, i passed, and because i passed i'm ok with all his scolding and ladida..
at least he's not mean enough to scold AND fail me. hehehehhehe
so he's fair.
it's just that he needs anger management.
so that's how my driving test went.
heheheh!!!!!
can't wait until i get my license to drive around!!!!!!!
but i'll have to bug and bug and bug either my mom or my brother for their car..
but oh well..
i can drive!!!!!!!!!
YAYYY
so faster, who wants to go shoppiinngg???!???!??
:D
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1 Comments:
Haha. Congrats Wombat! Yay, you can drive me around (at least I think I shall trust your driving =p)
Good that you passed! I failed my first time, and that fella called me LEMBAP. -_-''
Same thing about the speed, except I was already driving 60! Haha.
But oh well, you passed! :D Whee!
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