Thursday, July 19, 2007

the REAL beginning of sem 4. gosh.(random crappy post)

we got our timetables yesterday..
GAWD!
i swear they ARE trying to kill us students no matter what you say!
i had a look at the year 1's timetable, and omgosh! it's pretty horrible as well compared to what i had last year!! (i THINK we had lesser classes. either that or i've skipped way wayyyy to many classes :P)

and i just realized that my smilies don't work anymore.
:P:P:P:P:):):D:D
seee??
*wails*

exams were horrible.
oh gawd.
right, nuff said.

anyhow, since i couldn't really digest the first day of uni all too well due to the exams and what-not-self-created-stress, it's only fair that i consider the semester to really start only after the exams.

now that the old campus of monash has shifted in, there ARE slightly more people walking about in uni.
but not as many as expected?
i came to uni on the first day expecting to see ppl swarming about.
but no?
so emptyyyyyyy!!!
and the cafeteria is so small and cramped up with pricey food!!
but ooooooo they've got PEARL TEA MY FAVOURITE and it's slightly cheaper than it is outside!!!

i've got great tutors this semester although the syllabus this sem would be tougher and more complicated.

but one of the things i dread would be having to dress up a lil bit more for uni now that everyone has shifted in!

i used to be able to go to uni in my big baggy t-shirt, shorts, a sloppy pony tail, slippers and my glasses on whenever i felt too lazy.
resulting in friends turning around and asking, "su wen you woke up late ah?" despite the fact that it was already in the afternoon.
-_-

but it didn't matter, because it was only a small bunch of us, and knowing each and every one of them, i'm not really bothered with my dressing.

now that there are quite a number of ppl in uni, takkan i dress to uni like how i'd dress to go pasar malam rite..
sure everybody will stare and sniff and snuff and do whatever it is that ppl usually do.
sighhhhh

and i met up with issac today for lunch!
niceeee
still the same ol issac i remember :)

and did i mention that i watched harry potter?
i found it okkkk only larh
although many ppl found it astounding!
ok fine.
maybe not astounding (i'm starting to exaggerate a lot more these days), but they found it good!
why leh?
i didn't like how they didn't really follow the books, and as always the HP movie ended abruptly.
it's like, they take as much time as they can to really get the beginning flowing.
then when they realize that the beginning and middle parts are taking too long, they cram whatever they can into the finishing.

so it's like this. i give you example ok.

beginning:
once upon a time, there was a princess with long flowing golden brown hair. she loved pineapples and she loved Flinch. who is Flinch?
well, you shall very soon find out!
one day she was walking down the street when she stumbled upon a huge rock.
being the stupid thing that she is, she decided to pick the rock up and have a looksee at what lies underneath.
LO and BEHOLD (i like this phrase!) a giant witch appeared.
"WAHHH!!! thank you for releasing me arhhh.. ok. for that i grant you three wishes ok? you quick quick tell me, coz i've been under that rock for 100 years alreadyy. very tiring. i wanna faster enjoy my freedom lohhhhhh.. MUAHAHAHA"

so the princess gave it a thought or two, but again for being the stupid thing that she is, her choices of wishes were horrible, terrible, vegetable. did i forget to mention that she has a lisp due to the elongated frenulum at the base of her tongue? ok so well, to be extra lame, she has a lisp ok.

but back to the story.

"uhhhhh...i want to ..ahh..wishh for...ahh...a castle so i can live like a princess in the fairy tale books that i have read!! ok ok ..then i want to wish for a crown so i can then REALLy be a princess!! nvm the fact that my dad doesnt like me wearing a crown coz he says stupid ppl cannot wear crown wan..lastly..i want pineapples to grow everywhere around my new castle!!"

witch : -_-"

" eh girl ah, my witch senses tell me that you are already a princess. so why u want to wish for something you already have? stupid rite not?"

middle:

then suddenly the giant witch's arch enemy arose and they started battling.
they shot left right centre with their amazing wands lorh, almost kiling the princess at times. -_-"
witch A ducts
witch b blocks
withc A shoots
witch B avoids
witch A screams and chants some dam bloody long amazing spell sounding something like "my head is too big for me!!" when in fact she was saying "piefreduhm tooobeee!!"
but obviously it was their magic language, because something did shoot out from her wand so it's just not some bloody gibberish.

ok lah. damn kuah cheong.

the princess being afraid then decided to hide behind the nearest tree, upon where she saw heaps and heaps of pineapples growing freshly from the ground.
so she plucked (do you pluck pineapples?) the fruits off the ground and proceeded to eat them all the while watching both the powderful ppl fight.
then she decided to be smart by ringing a bell and declraing a break between the both of them.
she served them her precious pineapples then.

ending:
anaphylactic shock.
witch A and witch B dies, coz who knew? but witches are allergic to pineapples (being cut up they thought they were potatoes, which was what happend to me today lah.i opened the fridge and there was a bowl of yellow cubes. i thought they were pineapples until i touched them and sniffed them.. -_-")
and the princess lives.

ok lah i'm just bored.
the story doesn't even make sense.
so i can now scratch the job option of being an author of a hit-selling book off my list.
that's three of-sounding-words in one sentence.
yet another reason why.

sigh.

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