hmmm

the last post was courtesy of jason ban whom blogged on behalf of me.
kudos to jason, although he did go a little bit out of the truth.. LOL :P

but hhahahaahha..so nice....can find a stand-in blogger!!

but if you didn't know that the post wasn't written by me, then i guess you haven't read my blog that many times yet to be able to recognize my particular style of writing

LOL!
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i need more time to study!!!

i think i'm gonna start a petition on increasing the amount of time we have in a day.
then when i've collected enough signatures, i'll present them to god and try and let him know what the humans on earth want.

someone's gotta do it rite..presenting this petition towards Him.

i volunteer.

first i need signatures.

so feel free to sign wherever you want to.

don't worry, i'll do the dirty job. :P

all the best to ppl whom are sitting for exams. i'm off to cram somemore...

ciaoz ya'll!

Oink!

I havent been studying!!! OMG, all i do is hang out in tangachi's room all day long! And I'm having trouble finishing my Krispy Kremes, I think they are making me fat too....but oh wells, I'm piggy wat! Oink oink oink!

On the side note, I'm blogging on Pranava's wall, thanks to that otai chinaman Jason! For sure I'll miss him like hell when I leave la, but of coz still rank behind tangachi la duh!

Oh and and and,why does everyone think that tangachi is hot? Sure he is cute and all but hot?!?
Throw me a bone here, I really really have no idea why! Maybe it's the indian factor! But hor, Jason says he's hot too! His vote dont count tho, cause he's sot sot dei one anyway!

On the contrary, I think tangachi would make a gorgeous girl la! I think I'm not even half the girl he is la! Haih, wat to do? I aint got no long eyelashes.

*takes a bite off my krispy kreme*

You know hor (mouth still full of doughnut), Jason that donk have a mighty weird taste la! Bought some ugly chunky necklace for Michelle for her birthday! Stupid la! Haih, nvm la ~ I hope tangachi will buy me one when I leave! Nehh, that one with the distorted heart-shaped one haha!

I think tangachi should cut his hair la! The sooner he cuts it, the less chance of me dying of laughter la! I just cant stop laughing at his hair, especially when it's curly! I mean like extra curly! So funny la! Oink!

*still chewing on krisky kreme*

Hmm, I think I'll stop here la! Need to study la, that anatomy about hands and feet! Dunno if I can pass also....Jason said that I should study harder and not waste time blogging like I am doing now la..

Until next time, bai bai and study hard peeps! Oink!

hahah

NOTHING TO BLOG ABOUT!!!!!

blog will be hiatus for a few days..maybe a few weeks..

just because i felt like it

lost some blood for a test..

ouch. the pain.

..

ouch

bought myself an anklet to trade for the pain. loll..also because i lost my anklet on the rural trip to rawson. i think it got left behind in the snow.

bored and sleepy.
and TIRED.

gonna nap for awhile..
will blog more later...

if i say hey, will you say ho?

Spring is officially here!!!!
Yes yes, I know it started about one month ago, but it was still pretty cold back then.

Now it’s gotten really hot.
As in heat hot hot.
Darn it

And you can tell that the heat is really starting to bake things up, because whenever you walk near the lake, you smell the smell of baking shit.
Seriously.
I think they’re duck droppings.

# Btw, has anyone ever noticed, that when someone comments on the aroma around them, claiming that there’s something in the air that really really stinks, everyone else follows suit and sniffs up and about {instead of trying to not smell it}??
Sniff sniff sniff, trying to locate the horrendous aroma…bluek #

It’s been ages since I last sweated, and now I’m beginning to sweat all over again.
Susahlah

I think I need to start using the deodorant all over again….

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Attended meng fai’s and ronald’s graduation yesterday.
LOL!! Was a lil bit underdressed, goin in shorts with alya whilst everyone else were in suits.
But congratz to both of them!!!

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So fine.
I shall openly admit since some ppl have pointed it out.

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I put on a fake smile in pictures.
When I say fake, I mean the smile itself, not the happy part :P

But I can’t help it wat..
I wanna look nice in pictures, no??? plus I look like a complete psychomaniac when I do the whole real smile thing.

That’s how I came up with THE look (think zoolander) that best (or so I think) suits my appearance.
A look that doesn’t make my already small eyes smaller and a look that makes my jawline firmer and sharper.

For example,







so yes, it's a lil bit obvious that i'm putting on a fake smile, but not as obvious as the two pics below..






see seee..correct rite correct rite??

my eyes ARE bigger, and my face isn't THAT round anymore!!
RITE RITE???
see or not the brilliant plan..

if i were to really really smile, i'd look like this lah...










see see see??
i told you i look weird when i really really smile..
cannot even see my eyes lah

so that's how THE smile came into place.
perfected over the years..

but then lately..THE smile hasn't been working, coz i've put on weight.
so technically my face is a lot chubbier, and no matter how fake my smile is, my eyes are still freaking small. so too bad lahhhh...

and i never really realized, but i've got way way wayyyyy too many pictures of myself in the laptop.
aiyoyo....
for every dollar u get for each single photo of mine, i think u'd be able to buy a dress from gucci already WITHOUT discount.

my my..
i'm turning bimbotic already lah.
and i'm sorry for this oh-very-narcisisstic post.
self-abosorbed like that only.

ok la ok la..

i wish for world peace.

does that make me less self-centred???
LOL!

tataz u all

OMG!!!

sw: guess what's happening??
whoever: what?
sw: i'm bringing sexy back
whoever: #%$^*&^*&^(%(!!

i kinda like that song actually..

i'm bringing sexy back.. YEEAAPP!!
the more the boys don't know how to act...YEEAAAPPP!!!

justin timberlake does sound like a girl in that song..which reminds me of something

i remember when justin(little brother) was born, he didn't have a name for quite awhile. chinese ppl have a thing for choosing the best chinese name for the child, the one that has the best meaning... which is pretty hard actually...

which is why he is the only child in the family who was given an english name, whilst the rest of us came up with it ourselves.

so i had this talk with my dad when he figured he'd like to name the baby justin.

dad: *insert talk* name justin
sw: oh??why justin?
dad: coz it sounds quite nice
sw: justin..ok la..not bad. why not jeremy?? (i used to like that name)
dad: coz uncle leong's son is named jeremy, and it's quite a long name
sw: ahhhh..ok lah. there's this famous guy from a band*at that time*. justin timberlake
dad: oh..leng chai?
sw: ok lah
dad: rich?
sw: damn rich
dad: ok..then good for your brother lah..
sw: .....

that's how he got the name justin. LOL!!





justin..taken the day i left for aussie

*edit*
i quite kembang lah..i have 104 unique readers (meaning they only record the very first time u come to this blog) from 8 countries.
i never knew the crap that i write were read by so many different ppl. i always thought it was the same ppl amongst me only..

but i guess that's nice then being able to keep in touch with so many ppl.
thanks ya'll!!

take care to everyone everywhere!!!

(SCROLL TO THE END OF THIS POST!!!!!) i wanna be keeping you on, i got the right temperature to shelter you from the storm

can't stop smiling can't stop smiling

so happy for michelle, the bestie from taylor's!!!!!

but shush shush. it's not my story to tell. LOL

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so anyhow, i woke up a lil bit late today, and went online. chatted with a few long lost friends and it felt good :)
i still can't get my old account back, but whatever. i have my new account, which is by the way

swho6@hotmail.com

so add me if you feel like it ;P

i was planning on starting my revision, but to no avail.
ended up painting my nails which i haven't done in a very long time.
took me quite awhile, but i'm happy!!! heheheh

then dahlah i took so long to paint my nails, i decided to take pictures of them as well!! endless pictures. but i don't paint my nails everyday, so i guess if i took some pictures it won't hurt. and the paint will come off after a very short while, so might as well..

normally i wouldn't be bothered about my nails, but i guess boredom does wonders.
ESPECIALLY WHEN i was starting to study the anatomy of the hand.
BODOH!
i got distracted instead and decided to study the anatomy of my own hands. babi lah..
i've got a really really short attention span, so sue me ok!



as you can see, my anatomy book was wide open to the anatomy of the hand. but i guess i was focusing more on other things..



right hand



left thumb



left hand

if you're wondering, i painted a pink base coat and then did the white stuff. i feel damn artistic.

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HAPPY MOONCAKE FESTIVAL TO EVERYBODY!!!!!
we ate underneath the moon and stars yesterday for the occassion.
rephrase.. for the "occassion" lah

but it was fun. told lame jokes and got ticked off as usual. LOL. then they were telling ghost stories which i shall not mention of.

i tried taking a few pictures of the moon, but fail.
takpe lah..go google it up on the internet if you want to know what the full moon looks like. so i don't have to post pictures, rite??
good

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p: want to come for dinner at clayton town?
su wen: ok

*clayton town*

thomas: write about this dinner in your blog ok?
su wen: ....... uh..ok..

damn random lah...

i had char koay teow for dinner, and bubur cha cha and oyster omelette!!!!!!! YM YUM YUM!!

i never did understand why they dump loads of oil into fried things. and when i say load, i mean loads. loads as in how the koay teow shines under white light and you can imagine seeing your reflection in the gawdamn koay teow. blardee hell. you'd think they'd try to save their revenue (commerce ppl, correct ah??) by saving on oil. *tsk tsk*

but then again...don't restaurants recycle their oil??? and don't they use really really cheap ones??

kkk..wait wiat. lemme test my commerce skills ok.
correct me if i'm wrong.

revenue is the initial money that you have and plan to spend
cost is what u actually spend
profit is what you get

where
P = R - C

and then there was this thing with an A
we learnt it in math studies in sam.

A(x) = ???????

shiat. i can't remember a thing. SAM seemed like sooo long ago.

just told indar that his hair is growing awfully slow.

suwen: wahhhh indar. your hair is grwing awfully slow arh
indar: slow???where got..ppl say it's growing fast. you say growing slow.
suwen: really?when was the last time u cut? that time u shavd bald
indar: bout one month ago??
suwen: huh?really??i thought bout 3 - 4 months ago?
indar: i haven't even been hear for 3 - 4 months!
suwen: wah..seems like such a long time ago...
p: huh??if it seems like such a long time..means u haven't been enjoying yourself..
suwen: ........it does feel like a long time..dunno?

but yesh yesh. i HAVE been enjoying myself. so no worries there.
i just realized something..i haven't called pranava tangachi in a very long while.
hmmmm

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I STILL WANT TO PIERCE MY EARS!!!!!!!!!
even thomas has already done it and that was on IMPULSE!!!!
i freaking have always wanted to do it, even on impulse but until now oso haven't do.
babi lah.
i don't care
I'LL PIERCE MY EARS SOON ENOUGH!!!
then ill have 6 piercings in total. BWAHHAHAHAHAHa
(has my brother or my mom discovered my blog yet???? *innocent eyes*)

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pictures from the nott






can u spot the hippo with the mouth???
















fantastic four!!!



try spotting the hippo again



failed cuteness or cuteness tak jadi



GAY GAY GAY!!!!!




SUPER DUPER GAY!!!!




kena squash..

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i JUSTTTT thought of something...

lets have a hotness competition.

but i bet no one (you donkey readers, but u know i love you!!) will participate lah..
but lets just give it a shot anyway.

lets go lets go!!!!

HOT-NESS COMPETITION 2006, SPONSORED by SUWEN-SCREAMS.BLOGSPOT.COM
(all rights reserved)

the problem:
my guy friends claim that they're hot stuff, although some admit that they're not.
third party opinions always contradict both of us, the guy friend and me, and no one can ever really really judge. so lets go by voting.

objective:
to find the hottest person amongst my guy friends.

how it works:
you (the reader) shall vote. you can either leave a comment, or leave a msg in the tag board. you can do it anonymously if you want. although i know NO ONE will participate, but pls lah you dongs. do do do do vote ok??be a sport and support this righteous campaign!!!

REMEMBER:
1) this campaign is being carried out without permission
2) this campaign is unauthorized by the candidates( but i think they wouldn't mind)
3) this campaign is to vote for the HOTTEST GUY (as in HOTTEST MALE!!!)
4) pictures of candidates were chosen based on my judgement. i've only put up nice nice pictures of the candidates, although some of them may look awful. i guess they're all not that photogenic huh (hahaha..so mean!!).
5) there are only that many candidates, as i couldn't put other pictures coz they weren't nice and wouldn't be fair then
6) I HAVE NOT INCLUDED ANY ANG MOHS IN THE SELECTION, BECAUSE THEN IT WOULDN'T BE FAIR AND THEY MIGHT HAVE WON STRAIGHT AWAY ALREADY.

the candidates:

number 1:



the guy in white on the left

candidate number 2 and 3:



number 2: the guy on the left, with the grey shirt
number 3: the guy in the middle, with the blue shirt

candidate number 1 and 4:



number 1: the guy on the left, in white
number 4: the guy in black on the right

candidate number 5:



candidate number 5: the guy in the hammered tshirt on the left

candidate number 6:



number 6: the guy in checked shirt with his finger pointing at you, asking you to vote for him -_-"

candidate number 4:



candidate number 4: the guy pouting.... -_-"

so do vote ok, so that we can judge failry once and for all. although there are many many innocent, unsuspecting candidates in this campaign, but nvm lah. i'm bored wat. and i'm publicizing their faces for free ok. other ppl sure charge expensive expensive wan..

VOTE VOTE VOTE!!!!!!

izzit 1?2?3?4?5?6?
or if you want to vote for yourself oso can lah. just give me your picture, then i'll include it in ok???

VOTE!!!!!!

take care ya'll

i'm off!!

shit

my msn account has been hacked. therefore i cannot gain accessed to it...

so bloody PISSED rite now

i can't even log into ANYTHING at all!!

and i can't even reset the password coz i can't remember which email account the "password reset" email gets sent to and the only email account i ever use anyway is this msn one.

FUCKKKKKK

howwww am i goin to read all my emails???
i don't care about my contacts coz i've got them all saved..but my emails!!!!!!!!!!

darn it lahhhhhhh

but i had the best nite at the nott!! so i'm not gonna let this small lil msn crap ruin my day!!
i need to sleep too...4.50 am and class tmr at 10..
*sigh*

pics later..

how proud

yesterday was a day full of accomplishments for me!!

1) i killed a cockroach
2) i killed a spider
3) i managed to boil noodle soup all by myself!
4) i finished my part for the selective assignment
5) i didn't nap in the afternoon

it may seem small to you, but i have a big fat phobia of insects ok!! i hate hate hate hate HATEEEEE insects and i can never kill insects with just a piece of tissue (ants and mosquitoes not included). that's where ridsect or mortein or H20 or shieldtox comes in handy.

i tell you, the amount of insecticide i use to kill insects is abominable.

i once finished a whole can of mortein when i went for a 3 day camp in tekam.
HAH!

i hate everything with more than 4 legs.
There should never be anything on earth with too many legs..
bahhhh

i hate insects.

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i always get intimidated when i read ppl's blogs about daily serious life.
about politics, about economis, about education.

because (if you haven't noticed), i talk mainly about my past experiences and ONCE IN AWHILE only do i really go deep into matters.
i can never see the serious side of things, and even if i can, i'm not very much tempted to type them all down in words, because i have toooooo many things to say, and i'm not really known as the person with too little words to say..

therefore, i'm happy enough blogging about my past emotions and experiences.
oh yalah..and all that random stuff i come up with plus the stupid shit ass lame jokes. LOL!

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